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That’s better. Or at last. Or thank God for that…

cosmicjellybaby — Sat, 25 May 2013 15:50:36 +0000

Well, we finally have a sunny day. The heating can go off again and we can get on with summer.
Or not, because the forecast isn't brilliant going forward. Ah well, I guess we just need to bask in the glory that is 25.5.13

Twitter not allowed to be completely full of shit

The Daily Mash — Fri, 24 May 2013 10:40:57 +0000

SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled. Continue reading →

Everything co-workers do is annoying

The Daily Mash — Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:13 +0000

ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged. Continue reading →

Men ordered to be ashamed of their bodies

The Daily Mash — Fri, 24 May 2013 08:35:13 +0000

BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses. Continue reading →

Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told

The Daily Mash — Fri, 24 May 2013 07:48:19 +0000

A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened. Continue reading →

Police set up fantasy avatar squad

The Daily Mash — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:44:37 +0000

POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games. Continue reading →

Michael Bublé unable to do up a tie

The Daily Mash — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:52:31 +0000

CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie. Continue reading →

I cry myself to sleep most nights. How can I be popular again?

The Daily Mash — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:01:13 +0000

Pretend your brother is joining One Direction. Continue reading →

Men in balaclavas offer soothing prospect of war

The Daily Mash — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:24:28 +0000

MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better. Continue reading →

Idea of female cub scout leader ‘is doing Al Qaeda’s head in’

The Daily Mash — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:04:47 +0000

JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy. Continue reading →