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		<title>Men ordered to be ashamed of their bodies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/men-ordered-to-be-ashamed-of-their-bodies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/rolling-into-a-ball-not-as-good-as-running-like-fck-hedgehogs-told/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Police set up fantasy avatar squad</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/police-set-up-fantasy-avatar-squad/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Bublé unable to do up a tie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CANADIAN crooner Michael Bubl&#233; is incapable of doing up a tie. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/michael-buble-unable-to-do-up-a-tie/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I cry myself to sleep most nights. How can I be popular again?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretend your brother is joining One Direction. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/i-cry-myself-to-sleep-most-nights-how-can-i-be-popular-again/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Men in balaclavas offer soothing prospect of war</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/men-in-balaclavas-offer-soothing-prospect-of-war/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Idea of female cub scout leader ‘is doing Al Qaeda’s head in’</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/idea-of-female-cub-scout-leader-is-doing-al-qaedas-head-in/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>George Michael ‘surprisingly good at parallel parking’</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HIGHWAY Code-averse pop star George Michael is a tight, efficient parallel parker, it has emerged. The Wham! legend, who has a chequered motoring history, was seen reversing his Range Rover into a spot described by onlookers as &#8220;tighter than a cat&#8217;s arse&#8221;. 27-year-old bystander Nikki Hollis said: &#8220;We were all like, &#8216;that&#8217;s George Michael, he&#8217;s [...] <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/george-michael-surprisingly-good-at-parallel-parking/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[HIGHWAY Code-averse pop star George Michael is a tight, efficient parallel parker, it has emerged. The Wham! legend, who has a chequered motoring history, was seen reversing his Range Rover into a spot described by onlookers as &#8220;tighter than a cat&#8217;s arse&#8221;. 27-year-old bystander Nikki Hollis said: &#8220;We were all like, &#8216;that&#8217;s George Michael, he&#8217;s [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Yahoo! annoyed by lack of interest in its tax affairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo! is increasingly frustrated at the lack of any government investigation into its tax payments. A company source said: &#8220;Everyone&#8217;s all &#8216;Google&#8217;s evading this&#8217; and &#8216;Apple&#8217;s not paying what&#8217;, but what about good old Yahoo!? &#8220;For all they know we could be running some awesomely creative tax scam, ploughing our vast profits into offshore Jurassic [...] <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/yahoo-annoyed-by-lack-of-interest-in-its-tax-affairs/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Britain to be physically removed from Europe</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe. <a href="http://cosmicjellybaby.com/2013/05/random-news/britain-to-be-physically-removed-from-europe/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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