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Saturday, February 4th, 2012Trump shoots Romney in the face
Friday, February 3rd, 2012Panic as Britain Huhneless
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
BRITAIN is in the hands of a Huhneless government.
Scottish expedition discovers then deep-fries massive prawn
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
MARINE biologists from Scotland have discovered, deep-fried and eaten the world's biggest prawn.
Capello advised not to select anybody
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
FABIO Capello has been asked to submit an empty team sheet for Euro 2012 to avoid selecting gits.
William to appease Argentina with Nazi uniform
Friday, February 3rd, 2012
PRINCE William is to ease the growing tension with Argentina by borrowing his brother's SS uniform.
Dr Julian Cook’s science laboratory
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012
With Mel’s advancing years and poor diet, he’s probably more familiar with asteroids' grizzlier cousin, hemorrhoids.