ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.
CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.
GRADUATES with loan debts must hand over their Betty Blue posters, it has been announced.
SPECIAL Thanksgiving episodes of sitcoms which will confuse British audiences in six months' time are now being shown in America.
'BLACK Friday' shoppers have been told it is fine to kill or maim anyone getting in their way.
THE debate over social mobility was reignited last night thanks to an opinion from an economy-sized boy.
HETEROSEXUAL men are to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other.
THE BBC is to ask the nation exactly which part of Del Boy falling through the bar they love best.
She's obviously really talented because she even got my daddy interested in cooking.