THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.
PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Cameron wants erotic thrillers back on Channel 5 to wean the nation off hardcore internet porn. The prime minister said: “I always thought erotic thrillers like Night Eyes 2 with Shannon Tweed gave the right balance of titillation with gripping plotlines. “No one needs to see full penetration when you’ve got high production values [...]
HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.
Two decades have officially passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts.
DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.
THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.
RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.
TAKING your homophobic dad to see the Liberace biopic is the most amusing way to spend Father’s Day, it has been claimed. Awkwardness expert Dr Mary Fisher said: “Why not suggest ‘the new Matt Damon film’ as a Father’s Day treat. “Your dad likes The Bourne Identity. He won’t realise it’s about flamboyant gays until [...]