Shared by SimonDespite recent wintry weather, the Met Office said many parts would experience "plenty of sunshine and dry" conditions.
Stuff that for a game of soldiers. Do these people never learn. Those of us who occasionally put our heads out of the window know that we will have some stunning weather between when the kids go back to school and when they get a week off in October... you heard it here first kids...
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