Happy haircut to me,
Happy haircut to me,
Happy haircut to meeeeeeee,
Happy haircut to me.
I must be up to 300 or so by now...
Haircut 300?
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Friday night is pizza night
Ooh I'm right excited about my pizza tonight.
I'm trying a new trick you see. Frying up the onions and mushrooms before baking the pizza. The idea being to remove all the juice before cooking so pizzas don't get all soggy.
And believe me, there is nothing worse than soggy pizza.
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